Archive for October, 2007

Zombie Puberty

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

It’s that time of year again. What time is that you ask? Halloween of course. What better way to celebrate than with a thematic entry for such a spooky day.
You’ve seen one zombie, you’ve seen ‘em all, right? Wrong.
Look at this guy. He’s all f-ed up.
Naked,
Green,
Covered with juicy, candy-coated sores,
Oozing puss
… and he’s balding.
It’s tough […]

A Mickey by any other name…

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

So, a Disney toy is making an appearance on the Weirdo Toys blog.

Well, not exactly.
I recently discovered this primitive “Micky Mouse” in an article over at Boing-Boing, that discusses the controversial origins of that punk “Mickey Mouse” and his toys.
Allegedly, Performo-Toy Company were selling Micky Mouse toys before the Disney character ever existed. There […]

Axe’s Pitman Keychain

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

In 2004 Axe attempted to appeal to guys with an ad campaign featuring a cartoony armpit character named Pitman. The ads were based on the idea that Pitman is a hit with the ladies because he is so dry.
There’s nothing sexier than dry armpits, right ladies?
You mean there is?
A walking, headless armpit the size of […]

Gross Out Gang - Class of ‘87

Friday, October 19th, 2007

While searching for the newly discovered Gross Out Gang, I came across a seller on eBay offering up this 1987 Skilcraft toy ad.
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Needless to say, I bought it merely for the photo of the whole gang.
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Now that we know what the whole gang looks like, help me keep an eye out […]

Gus Fink’s Boogily Heads

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Over the weekend, I made a road trip with some of my buddies to Bethesda, Maryland to partake in our annual adventure known as SPX. It’s the “Small Press Expo” and is typically filled with independent publishers, artists, writers, etc., but this year I came across something rather surprising. There was a guy selling toys. […]

Captain Cavewoman?

Monday, October 8th, 2007

So, I found this nappy, scraggly, disgusting piece of plastic at a flea market years ago. Funny thing is, this little lady looks like she might actually have fleas.
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It seems like she’s a finger-puppet or something (the ugliest finger-puppet a mother can buy but a finger-puppet nonetheless).
She looks like she […]

Humpty Dumpty

Friday, October 5th, 2007

So, this is the 3rd and last toy I found at the White Horse Road Flea Market last Sunday. One of the vendors had a stack of these things selling them for a buck each. They were actually produced in 1986. It turned out to be an 80s toy weekend.
It’s Humpty Dumpty!
He’s not as cute […]