Captain Cavewoman?
So, I found this nappy, scraggly, disgusting piece of plastic at a flea market years ago. Funny thing is, this little lady looks like she might actually have fleas.
It seems like she’s a finger-puppet or something (the ugliest finger-puppet a mother can buy but a finger-puppet nonetheless).
She looks like she could be E.T.’s mom. Look at her! She’s a chubby E.T. with hair, boobs, and a furry dress.
My only clue to what she is is the fine print on her posterior that reads © Anjar 1989. I’ve currently been unable to find any details about caveman finger-puppets.
I know when I bought this thing, it reminded me of the old Nintendo game, “Caveman Games.” It was basically prehistoric versions of the Olympic Games. Fun stuff.



… Much better than recent caveman entertainment. Like those Geico commercials that have “evolved” into a crappy show on ABC (I haven’t seen it. I’m just making assumptions and talking trash.) I remember the good ol’ days of caveman entertainment: The Flinstones, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Captain Caveman, Caveman (the movie), Encino Man… well, maybe it wasn’t so great afterall.




October 9th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Ahhh… Caveman Games. Now that brings back some great crappy 8 bit memories.
Imagine Caveman Games on the Wii. It would be crap!!
December 8th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Oh man, Caveman games was almost impossible to figure out without the instruction booklet.
I love these kinds of unintentionally hideous second-hand knick-knacks.
December 9th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
I didn’t have a problem knowing how to play the game, but i did need the help of the turbo buttons on the NES Max controller.
April 20th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Hi, I wanted to contact you about your finger puppet. I have a puppet that looks like yours but is a man. I call him grog. anjar doesn’t have information, but it might be from the land before time.