Archive for November, 2007

Madballs 2007

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

So all those who lost the Madballs they had as kids (and even those who kept their Madballs just to realize they’d disintegrate over time), fret no further. They’re back!

You remember Madballs. They actually had success in the mid 80s, combining the gross-out character style of Garbage Pail Kids and the playability of a ball. Well, it’s 20 years later and some of your old favorites are back and have been redesigned to be even more disgusting.

MadballsSeries 1 Toy Package
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Madballs 2007 - Screamin' Meemie - toy package

The modern Madballs are brought to us by Basic Fun and American Greetings (freaky huh?). Each series has 5 classic characters from the original 80s line with the addition of a new modern character. The characters available in this first series are the ever-popular Screamin’ Meemie, Skull Face, Bash Brain (known as Crack Head back in the day), Repvile, Slobulus and Horn Head.

Screamin’ MeemieShatters glass by screaming like a little girl.
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Madballs 2007 - Screamin' Meemie - Gross ball toy

Skull FaceThe bare bones minimum. And that’s on a good day.
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Madballs 2007 - Skull Face - Gross ball toy

Bash BrainBrains and brawn: He has neither.
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Madballs 2007 - Bash Brain - Gross ball toy

RepvileFair Warning: Does not make a good pet.
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Madballs 2007 - Repvile - Gross ball toy

Slobulus - Gross. Vile. Disgusting. Lacks Vision. ‘Nuff said?
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Madballs 2007 - Slobulus - Gross ball toy

Horn HeadJust cranky enough to bully the bullies.
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Madballs 2007 - Horn Head - Gross ball toy

These toys are foam rubber balls like the originals, but there’s another new Madballs series called Madballs Sick. They are slightly larger rubber balls that reveal gross gags when you squeeze ‘em. Bulging eyes, pulsing brains, oozing blood and all that kind of stuff. Here’s a shot I found online (I don’t like them that much, that’s why I’m only presenting the classic foam rubber ones).

Madballs Sick - Slobulus' Bulging Eyeball

What I’ve enjoyed even more than the new Madballs is the Madballs Central blog started by Madball artist, James Groman. Here’s a taste of some of the awesome sketches and paintings he’s posting on the site (I wish the toys turned out as well as his original artwork).

Madballs Concept art by james Groman

“What, Me Worry?”

Monday, November 19th, 2007

So, I’ve been milking the toys I found at the Allentown Antique Toy Show for all they’re worth, but worry no more. This is the last one.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

By now, you all can guess what drew me to this goofball. What’s not to love about a squatty, nappy-headed, balding Alfred E, Neuman lookalike dressed in a generic red and green Batman suit?

Precisely. Absolutely nothing.

As usual, I don’t know what this toy is. I asked the guy I bought it from for some info, but he didn’t really know anything either, but he’d been told it’s the Japanese equivalent to MAD Magazine’s Alfred E Neuman.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

I guess it could be Japanese. Unfortunately, there’re no production markings or legal info anywhere on this guy.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

Well, he does have freckles and a tooth gag (the reverse of the gap-toothed Alfred E. Neuman).

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman

I scoured the web for any info on this toy, and I found a couple of images, but no real vital info. The only thing that I found that resembled this toy was this caveman doll (it is basically the same toy, just re-decoed as a caveman) referred to as “Happy Chap” and this Effanbee doll, “Happy Boy.”

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike -
MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Effanbee Alfred Doll

If anyone has any info about this weird Alfred E. Neuman inspired toy, please share. The handful of people that have even seen one of these really needs to know what it is ;)

“What, Me Worry?”

Monday, November 19th, 2007

So, I’ve been milking the toys I found at the Allentown Antique Toy Show for all they’re worth, but worry no more. This is the last one.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

By now, you all can guess what drew me to this goofball. What’s not to love about a squatty, nappy-headed, balding Alfred E, Neuman lookalike dressed in a generic red and green Batman suit?

Precisely. Absolutely nothing.

As usual, I don’t know what this toy is. I asked the guy I bought it from for some info, but he didn’t really know anything either, but he’d been told it’s the Japanese equivalent to MAD Magazine’s Alfred E Neuman.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

I guess it could be Japanese. Unfortunately, there’re no production markings or legal info anywhere on this guy.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

Well, he does have freckles and a tooth gag (the reverse of the gap-toothed Alfred E. Neuman).

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman

I scoured the web for any info on this toy, and I found a couple of images, but no real vital info. The only thing that I found that resembled this toy was this caveman doll (it is basically the same toy, just re-decoed as a caveman) referred to as “Happy Chap” and this Effanbee doll, “Happy Boy.”

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike -
MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Effanbee Alfred Doll

If anyone has any info about this weird Alfred E. Neuman inspired toy, please share. The handful of people that have even seen one of these really needs to know what it is ;)

Time to Wind Down

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Here’s a look at even more little toys I picked up at the Allentown Antique Toy Show. They’re old wind-up toys.

This first guy is just a goofy-looking sheriff with rifle-in-hand and an arrow through his head. I love the expression on his face. It’s the “Crap! Did that just go through my head?” look. He has no markings other than “Made in Japan,” so who knows where he comes from? He’s cute (even with his badly painted ammo belt and rifle that looks like a tommy gun).

Also, I think he’s a boozing sheriff. Just look at that red nose :o

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Antique Sheriff Wind-up toy

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Antique Sheriff Wind-up toy

The next two are marked “©1967 Frankonia” (I haven’t found any reliable info about this company, but I have gathered that they produced various tin and wind-up toys). The keys and walking mechanisms still work for these two, but they are a bit slow. I’m guessing they’re from a series of Nursery Rhyme wind-up toys.

I picked them up, because they’re just really funny looking. I love the genuine expressions of sadness and concern on their faces. They’re not your typical children’s toys emotional states, that’s for sure.

This guy looks like he could be Little Boy Blue.

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Little Boy Blue Wind-up ©1967 Frankonia

Look at the truly sad expression on his face! Poor kid! They must’ve just woken him up (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the original nursery rhyme for clues).

Little boy blue, come blow your horn
The sheep’s in the meadow, the cow’s in the corn
Where is that boy who looks after the sheep?
Under the haystack fast asleep
Will you wake him? Oh no, not I
For if I do he will surely cry

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Little Boy Blue Wind-up ©1967 Frankonia

The other is Humpty Dumpty (Wow! The second Humpty Dumpty toy on the blog!). I’m sure you all know his story. Looks like this is the “pre-fall” Humpty. He may even be on his way to a formal. Top Hat? Cane? Cumberbund? C’mon!

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Humpty Dumpty Wind-up ©1967 Frankonia

He’s worried he can’t make it over that wall.

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Humpty Dumpty Wind-up ©1967 Frankonia

If anyone has any info on Frankonia or any of these wind ups, feel free to share. Thanks!

Hideshi Hino’s “Zowroku” by Planet Toys

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

For all who are interested, I’ve recently updated the Zombie Puberty entry. I now know what that freaky, goofy zombie guy is (I won’t spoil it for you here).