Comments on: Weirdo Google Searches

By: ShenaniTims

ShenaniTims — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:00:45 +0000

Best search I’ve ever had was “roller derby knapsack” It took me ages to realize they were referring to one of my recaps and must’ve only remembered I had used the word “knapsack” in the title.

By: The Boudoir

The Boudoir — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:51:41 +0000

We have the opposite problem with Google analytics showing a stack of people stumbling across us when they want to know ‘how to sex a rabbit’!

By: Puppatoons

Puppatoons — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:58:03 +0000

This is one of the funnest blogs I’ve ever found.I LOVE WEIRD TOYS. Can’t wait to go back in the archives.

By: Dodsey

Dodsey — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:17:56 +0000

Hi.lar.ious.

By: Justin Gammon

Justin Gammon — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:50:21 +0000

I can answer that one for you. They are horribly disappointed.

In most cases, the weird searches involving asses and all result in the visitor staying for 00:00 minutes. So… yeah. No unexpected appreciation for Mexican bootlegs unfortunately.

That does remind me of a related story though. Last year, a Spanish porn site wrote a little blurb about my site and provided a link. I had 1400 people come from that site in a single day. Very funny. Even funnier though is how thorough the visitors from that site were. Most of them clicked through every single page… hoping to see some weirdo sex toy I guess.

Ha!

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:40:01 +0000

My question: Are people disappointed when they stumble onto this website after having searched for such incredibly disturbing things with Google? “Hey, I wanted to see some big toys in someone’s ass! What’s all this crap about Mexican versions of The Thing?” Or are they pleasantly surprised? “Well, I may not have gotten my ass lips fix, but at least I know everything there is to know about the Gross Out Gang!”

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:23:45 +0000

One day there will be a search for “weirdo boobs” and they’ll be happy.

By: oldman

oldman — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:09:06 +0000

No.5 Ugly Balls? I think that’s what Barney Franks buddies call him.