Comments on: Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

By: else3573

else3573 — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:34:10 +0000

That’s not just a metal rod up his as, like the person before me said, it’s CLEARLY a dildo. It has the bumps on it, the pull out end, even the seperation where you would open it to put in the batteries. That’s a pretty foul toy…

By: Somarinoa

Somarinoa — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:00:03 +0000

Well things that initially started out looking like amazing post-apocalyptica figures went downhill fast…like that scene of the Rock and Stifler falling off that cliff in The Rundown.

Monster Man does have a point, at least one of the figures does look like a Slipknot character, but I cannot state for the other two since I don’t precisely follow that band…err…at all.

As for the “metal rod”, it is definitely an anal dildo. It’s got the beads along the length and the “pull out ring” to confirm it — I’ve been to enough adult stores in my life (almost exclusively to laugh at porn titles and ultimately get kicked out, or to buy gag gifts for friends like the “Bathroom Buddy”). That being said, the goriness factor amazes me to no end. That feature I love.

That being said, I also cannot find much on the figures, even while looking up fetishist and slipknot figurines. Hm.

By: Monster Man

Monster Man — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 19:43:57 +0000

I think they have to do with the band Slipknot – they wear masks similar to these – they have changed them up over the years – but the hooded black mask zipper and nose look too spot on – maybe this helps.

By: The Sexy Armpit

The Sexy Armpit — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:58:09 +0000

ha the 2nd guy is nuts. His pants are unbuttoned and his tongue is wagging? curious as to what he was doing before his photoshoot?? lol

By: Maven

Maven — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:59:24 +0000

And I thought Krampus was an odd Christmas figure…

By: Nestor

Nestor — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:21:11 +0000

I think he's talking about the Caganer which is a typical feature of the christmas nativity displays. Don't think it's related to this

By: Justin Gammon

Justin Gammon — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:32:48 +0000

Whoa. Shit-man? I’m really gonna have to check that out. Thanks for the heads-up.

By: Justin Gammon

Justin Gammon — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:32:09 +0000

Ha! I’m not going to even try Google image searching. As far as Japanese import toy sites, I did find one that was selling these 3 toys, but it had no name for them. Just something like “V3 Toy figures.” The search continues.

By: Justin Gammon

Justin Gammon — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:30:52 +0000

Thanks for the tip. I’ll look into it.

By: Justin Gammon

Justin Gammon — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:30:00 +0000

Thanks! I still love finding toys and having no idea what they are. It adds to their mystique.

By: Justin Gammon

Justin Gammon — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:29:22 +0000

I know! Pretty gross eh?

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:59:00 +0000

I dated a Spanish girl a few years back and they had a really weird custom at Christmas called Shit-Man, where they would run up and down stairs and beat on a box until it pooped gifts- totally bonkers, but real, because they had figurines and candy of the Shit-Man. One was a toilet with a poo in it, so maybe the first guy is the Shit-Man? Going by this logic, could the toys be from Spain?

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:49:57 +0000

Okay, I’m at a loss. I can’t find anything on these freaks. Unfortunately, like some other items posted on here, the Google Image Search results I get are…well, let’s just say I have to avoid searching during work hours. Frankly, I have to avoid looking at these toys during work hours.

Have you tried sending the picture to a store like Toy Tokyo that might know a little bit more about Japanese imports, which these most certainly are?

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:49:50 +0000

I don’t recognise these but the style is something I would expect from a japanese SD figurine. The logo kind of reminds me of Kamen Rider V3 that had lots of big rubber monsters and mutants they may be related so it may be a good place to start. Hope this helps and thanks for sharing these they are great.

By: theo

theo — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:11:27 +0000

haha these guys are amazing, no clue what they are just wanted to drop a comment to show my apriciation for a truly bizzzzaaaareee set of dudes!

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:28:50 +0000

YIKES! No clue what these guys are, but now I need them in my collection. Thanks.
Poor man/dog guy. I bet that hurts. Both metal rod shoved, and the being cut in half.

By: bighatdino

bighatdino — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:10:42 +0000

@WeirdoToys This things are creepy! A toy naked dog-man with a bit of metal up his bum has to be the weirdest thing I’ve seen this week!

By: WeirdoToys

WeirdoToys — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:27:40 +0000

@bighatdino I know. Very, very weird. Glad I could weird you out.

By: Turms

Turms — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:22:46 +0000

Priceless!
THANK YOU, for sharing this – awesome find!
Any of these figures would be great individually, but as this hellish trio they really take the cake. Loved the splitting dog idea!
Sorry, cant help with identifying the maker or model, but have to check back to see if somebody else can.

By: Monty Prime

Monty Prime — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 06:47:08 +0000

No doubt, these HAVE to be from Japan.