Archive for the ‘Cartoons’ Category

Super-Spider-Man

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Well, last time I thought I’d show you some cool “knock offs” of your favorite super heroes, but today, we’re taking it to full-on “bootleg.”

So what do you get when you combine the world’s three most popular comic superheroes into one figure?

You get a mess.

If you can’t afford a figure of each, might as well combine ‘em. right?

Let me introduce you to a bootleg figure I like to call Super-Spider-Man.

Super-Spider-Man Bootleg Figure

He’s the best of all your favorite superheroes!

Super-Spider-Man Bootleg Figure

The body of Spider-Man painted as the costume of Superman…

Super-Spider-Man Bootleg Figure

Super-Spider-Man Bootleg Figure

… topped off with the cape of Batman. (It’s red, but I’d recognize that jagged, zig-zag cape pattern anywhere.)

Yikes!

I think he’s actually a bootleg of a bootleg. He’s not a “real” Superman bootleg. He’s a 10″ tall bootleg movie Spider-Man figure that’s been repainted as Superman. I don’t think I’ve ever owned a bootleg of a bootleg. Ha!

So, yeah. He’s freaky enough as it is, but look at this!!

Super-Spider-Man

His eyes are crawling up his head. Is this Superman’s new approach to hiding his identity?

Out of curiosity, I decided to put his eyes in their proper place.

Super-Spider-Man

I “Photoshopped” ‘em, and I’m not quite sure he looks any better.

So, we’ve established this guy’s a horribly-produced bootleg – complete with the weird hollowed-out arms, scraggly paint job, but he does have one more small surprise.

Super-Spider-Man Bootleg Figure

Did you notice that weird, little button on this guy’s back? It actually activates a little, red LED in his chest.

Super-Spider-Man Bootleg Figure

Awesome! I think this is his bootleg heat-vision! (His eyes relocated, so maybe his heat-vision did too.)

I’m scared to look into the light.

Whew! If the crappiness of this toy doesn’t blind you, at least the LED will. Maybe if you stare at it long enough, you’ll go blind and will never have to see this monstrosity again.

Thunder Cats Villanos

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

I think this is it.

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Monkian Bootleg

Quite possibly the most horrible, disgusting, poorly-produced toy I own.

Seriously.

Look at him.

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Monkian Bootleg

He’s a hairy beast, trapped in his own cobbled-together body – screaming in agony, because he’s stuck in this constant state of crappiness.

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Monkian Bootleg

Seriously. The guy looks like a failed prototype of a prototype or a badly-built model kit or something.

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Monkian Bootleg

Another weird thing about this monstrosity is its potent chemical smell. Not only does it stink, but the smell actually rubs off onto your hands when handling this thing. Now that’s a first in my toy collection. Even Stinkor’s stench doesn’t rub off on you.

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Monkian Bootleg

And just look at this awesome toy construction. Now that’s quality.

His pieces don’t even fit together properly, and he looks like he was painted by a small child… with a poor motor skills… using a partially-crusted, dry brush from a bottle of white-out.

I know this is a bootleg possibly produced using child labor, but c’mon! Teach those kids to paint!

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Monkian Bootleg

Oh, wait! The figure came in a little plastic baggy with a header card and everything. It looks so legit now!

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Monkian Bootleg

And look at the huge assortment of accessories he came with… which he can’t even use.

Wanna know why? Because most of the stuff was re-purposed from smaller toylines’ accessories – Masters of Universe, Galactic Fighters, Galaxy Warriors, and maybe a hint of Thundercats.

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Monkian Bootleg

Well, at least he can hold the swords… but only in one of his hands. Wanna know why? Because the shoddy production processes left him with some much extra plastic flack all over his body, his hands are filled and closed off.

Kind of gross actually.

Well, there is one saving grace to this figure – that custom package header. Let’s take a closer look.

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Monkian Bootleg

Not bad. I mean it’s crappily printed and all, but it looks awesome. It’s actually an original piece of art – hand-drawn typography and semi-sloppy comic art style. A lot of artists and designers strive for this look. You’d normally expect to see re-purposed packaging art from the original toyline on these Mexican bootlegs. I really like the personality of this piece (I even made it into a desktop wallpaper for you.).

I wonder what the original toyline was. I’m guessing it’s Thundercats. My first clue was the title “Thunder Cast Villanos.” Ha! Plus I recognize some of the characters in the artwork. (From left to right) Looks like we have Monkian, Slithe (who looks freakin’ great!), Mumm-Ra… and ummm… some wolf guy (is that supposed to be Jackalman?) and… uh… is that Golem from Lord of the Rings? Looks like Vultureman on the bottom though.

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Monkian Bootleg

So, there you have it. The most disgusting Monkian bootleg you’ll ever see, and the crappiest bootleg toy I’ve ever owned (and the greatest wedding gift – thanks Jason!)

Wow.

If you’re one of those folks who’s not even sure who Monkian is, or what the original toy looks like, here’s a pic for you.

Monkian Bootleg
Thundercats’ Monkian photo courtesy of ToyArchive.com.

I actually had the original figure as a kid. I liked him well enough, but he was never really as cool as all the He-man figures I had him surrounded by.

Beast Man

He was a wannabe Beast-Man in my book.

Don’t believe me? Check out this boring, yet semi-fun video of Monkian “in da club.”


DC Comics Antique Cake Toppers

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Alright, let’s see what we’ve got this time.

DC Cake Toppers

Oh yes – freaky, little chubby men dressed as some of DC Comics’ most iconic superheroes.

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Superman Superman

Superman

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Batman Batman

Batman…

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Robin Robin

Robin…

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Captain Marvel Captain Marvel

… and Captain Marvel (who some folks call “Shazam”).

No matter how horrible they may be, you have to admit, these characters are immediately recognizable. Is that because they have classic, well-designed costumes?

Nah.

The characters have just been around for so long, their colors and patterns are burned into our brains. You could put a chimpanzee in blue and red pajamas, and I’m sure everyone would say he’s Superchimp. (Even without the logo.)

Superchimp
Superchimp photo courtesy of BigStockPhoto.com.

Anyway, back to my point. These are some ugly-ass toys, but they’re great. It’s their superbly poor production values that make these things so unique and interesting.

I actually picked ‘em up at a toy show several months back. These lil’ guys have no markings at all, but the dealer I bought ‘em from says they’re cake-toppers from the 60s.

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Batman

Cake toppers, huh?

I dunno. Seems like a possibility I guess. They do have holes on the bottom for you to conveniently cram a candle up their butts.

How would you feel if you saw these things on your birthday cake? I’d be excited ;)

Superman
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Superman Cake Topper Superman Cake Topper Superman Cake Topper

Batman
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Batman Cake Topper Batman Cake Topper Batman Cake Topper

Robin
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Robin Cake Topper Robin Cake Topper Robin Cake Topper

Captain Marvel
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Captain Marvel Cake Topper Captain Marvel Cake Topper Captain Marvel Cake Topper

I have no clue who made these things or even if they’re even official merchandise released by DC Comics.

As I stated early, they are just bizarre, “not-quite-right” 2.25″ versions of some of our favorite superheroes. So what if they are just cheap (actually, they were a tad costly), little pieces of crap. They are fun.

I’m pretty sure any kind of licensed DC Comics cake topper (or any toy for that matter) produced today would be generic and more strictly follow a model sheet or standards guide. It would probably look something like this.

Superman Cake
Superman Cake Topper photo courtesy of CelebrateExpress.com.

Where’s the fun in that? That guy actually looks kinda like Superman. Lame :D

On a side note – while researching these cake toppers, I came across some more mini statues that were very, very similar to what I’ve shown you (if not the original versions these pieces were based on).

Superhero Pencil Toppers

These Capt. Marvel and Robin toys were actually listed as rubber pencil toppers on Gasoline Alley Antiques website and were made in Hong Kong in 1970. I actually found the Batman figurine in Reis O’Brien’s (of Geek Orthodox fame) About.com’s “Batman collection” article. His is supposedly made in China, and it has a completely different look as well.

My mini superhero cake toppers are hard plastic (maybe even very hard sugar?). They have no markings at all, and they’re painted a lot more haphazardly.

Any ideas?

Buy DC mini figures on eBay!

Disney Overtakes Earth. Next? Cybertron.

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

“WOW!”

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

That’s what immediately came to mind when I first saw this Mickey Mouse Transformer (and I also thought if Minnie Mouse and Optimus Prime had a child, it would look something like this).

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

This toy is such a cool combo of cute, fun, iconic Mickey Mouse and the cool, high-tech, mechanical-giants Transformers.

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Mickey Mouse Transformer Mickey Mouse Transformer

And it’s Japanese. Yep. It seems like the Japanese have come up with another cool thing that we folks in the U.S. can’t enjoy without importing it (a costly import I might add). I could easily see this thing for sale at Disney shops or whatever (do those stores still exist?). I wonder what they’d call him. Optimus Mouse? Mickey Prime? There’s no name on the package (at least not written in English), so I think we should call him “Mechy Mouse” (thanks for the great pun, Mike).

Here’s a look at Mechy Mouse in his robot form. You can see the robot has elements from Mickey Mouse’s design – the shorts with the big buttons, the white gloves, and the plump cartoony shoes.

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

Takara has managed to stay true to the original Mickey design elements while still giving it a robotic twist. The only real addition are the wings, which really make this robot that much cooler.

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

He’s pretty detailed, but his transformation isn’t really that complex (that’s not a bad thing).

Now let’s see his truck form.

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

The truck form actually seems a little more cartoony in style than the robot. I’m not complaining. It actually looks like a cartoony truck you’d see in an animated Mickey Mouse short (you know, if he were just hired to drive a big rig cross-country).

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

One of the coolest and most charming parts of this toy is the miniature Mickey Mouse that directs the robot and drives the truck. I love how he’s just riding on the head commanding the impending doom of Donald or Goofy or someone (probably Minnie).

What’s great is Mickey’s change in costume. When he’s riding the robot, he’s in a full space gear, helmet and everything, but when he’s driving the truck, he’s actually wearing a trucker’s hat. Ha! So great. (I don’t know why that amuses me so much.)

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

Also, note that he’s driving on the right side of the truck. That ain’t no American truck.

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Mickey Mouse Transformer

The toy is pretty detailed and has a great paint job.  It’s not super-articulated or super-poseable, but he still looks nice, is well-built and has tiny surprises like the miniature Mickeys and other details like the poseable robo-visor.

Mickeybot Icon

I was even surprised by the inclusion of the mouse-themed Autobots logo.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention some stuff. This toy was released by Takara Tomy in collaboration with Disney in March 2009. It was actually the second of its kind.  The toy you’ve just seen is the Monochrome Edition. (I think the toys were related to the 25th Anniversary of Transformers. There’s a little “25 Years” icon on the box.)

Mickey Mouse Transformer

Mickey Mouse Transformer

Mickey Mouse Transformer

The original version of the Mechy Mouse toy which was released a few months prior to the monochrome one. Instead of the gray, black and gold color scheme, it actually has a full-color paint job reminiscent of Optimus Prime’s red, blue and gray color scheme. I think it looks pretty nice, but I still favor the monochrome version. It just seems a bit more “classic,” “darker” or “badass” or something.

Mickey Vs. Mickey

I wonder if the two versions are supposed to reflect vintage Mickey vs. modern Mickey. Makes sense.

I know this toy can be seen as a “sell-out” kind of thing for Disney or Takara. I think there’s a big divide by fans out there that don’t want their chocolate Disney to get mixed with their peanut butter Transformers.

Some fans are even knit-picking the fact that if this was a “true” Transformer, it wouldn’t have to be controlled by Mickey. Therefore it’s just a lifeless machine, so it’s not supposed to be Optimus Prime. Gimme a freakin’ break. It’s a damned toy (and a fun one at that). You might as well say something like, “I sure as hell hope his truck doesn’t have a manual transmission, because Optimus is an automatic.” Who cares??

I honestly think it was this unexpected pairing that made me pick the toy in the first place. I don’t give two craps about Mickey by himself (or do I?), but when he’s a 30-foot-tall robot that transforms into a semi-truck, you have to admit, it’s cool and fun.

The toy may seem a bit costly (retail price is $50 or so) for a casual fan of Transformers or Disney stuff. I’m a very casual fan, but this Mickey/Transformers combo toy really just pulled at my weirdo heartstrings.

Buy the Mickey Mouse Transformer on eBay!

The Logs That Could’ve Been

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Hey! It turns out, there were potentially gonna be more LOG figures out there for us toy collecting types. Here’s a look at a bunch of goofy LOG prototypes by Palisades on sale in Corndog Collectibles’ eBay Store. (Thanks to Krakit for the tip.)

They’re great. Check ‘em out. Heck, if you have enough money, maybe you should buy one (I swear Corndog Collectibles didn’t put me up to this :D )

Alien Log
It's Log!
Buy the Alien Log on eBay!

Baby-Wet-Myself Log
LOG
Buy the Baby-Wet-Myself Log on eBay!

Electro-Log
LOG
Buy the Electro-Log on eBay!

Cheerleader Log
LOG
Buy the Cheerleader Log on eBay!

Log of Arabia
LOG
Buy the Log of Arabia on eBay!

Sports Star Log
LOG
Buy the Sports Star Log on eBay!

Radioactive Log
LOG

Mega Log
LOG
Buy the Mega Log on eBay!

Yule Log
LOG
Buy the Yule Log on eBay!