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Quakor vs. Mush Man: Behind the Scenes

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

As you might’ve expected, my last blog entry was one big joke.

Most of you immediately realized Quakor was a gag, and the few of you that did fall for it, I’m thrilled. Thrilled not only that you’d trust me, but also by the fact that my Photoshop skills fooled you into thinking you were looking at an actual toy.

Quakor isn’t a custom (in the traditional sense). He’s just a Photoshop job.

My original intention for the gag was to reveal Quaker Oats had sold an Oatmeal Monster toy at one time. That probably would’ve been believable. But as I searched for vintage Quaker Oats graphics and packaging, I stumbled upon an old Quaker mug. This when it dawned on me that I should be doing a figure along the lines of Wonderbread He-Man.

After collecting a few Quaker mug pics, I was able to take photos of a Prince Adam figure and just fake the new mug-head onto the real MOTU body. It kind of forced me to use odd angles and lighting and took some effort retouching, but I think it worked.

As far as the order forms and inserts go, that was just my trying to emulate old 8os mail-away forms and comic book ads.

I felt the need to include those just to “sell” the validity of Quakor and Mush Man that much more. I even put a false watermark on the Mush Man ad to throw you off. Heh.

It was a lot fun and worth the effort.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady by Playmates

Monday, January 24th, 2011

I don’t want to go too much into the history of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) action figures by Playmates, but just know they were released regularly for about 10 years and with each new series, the character variations got more and more varied (and absurd). The thing is, the toys and characters were always really quirky, fun and well-designed no matter how lame the variant themes were.

Case in point – Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady.

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Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady

Truly awesome.

Anyone familiar with TMNT knows that Bebop and Rocksteady are the mutant henchman who are always up to no good and always trying to put a damper on the Turtles’ day. Here’s a list of all the original toy variations of Bebop and Rocksteady:

  • Head Spinnin’ Bebop
  • Giant Bebop
  • Mutatin’ Bebop
  • Ninja Knockin’ Bebop
  • Private Porknose Bebop
  • Mighty Bebop
  • Night Ninja Bebop
  • Cave Beast Bebop
  • Cyber Samurai Bebop
  • Supermutant Bebop
  • Warrior Bebop
  • Machine Gunnin’ Rocksteady
  • Dimwit Doughboy Rocksteady
  • Giant Rocksteady
  • Mutatin’ Rocksteady
  • Power Punchin’ Rocksteady
  • Night Ninja Rocksteady
  • Rhinoman
  • Gatekeeper Rocksteady
  • Kung Fu Rocksteady
  • Supermutant Rocksteady
  • Warrior Rocksteady

Yeesh! So after all that, at least they threw some awesome robots in the mix.

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Robotic Bebop Robotic Rocksteady
Robotic Rocksteady

Let’s take a closer look at these guys.

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Well, one of the first things you may notice is the “chrome,” vacuum-metalized finish on these figures. That’s the main reason I noticed them to begin with.

“Ooh. Shiny!”

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How cool is it to have super-shiny, clunky, bad guy robots? They’re just so quirky and fun. I wish they’d made a whole robot series of all the main TMNT characters.

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Robotic Bebop

These robots even come equipped with super-bright, neon-colored weapons and accessories.

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Robotic Rocksteady

Giant claws, guns, and knives.

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Robotic Bebop

You wouldn’t think these guys need weapons to get the job done, but they’re cool looking nonetheless.

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Robotic Rocksteady

(Another random detail worth mentioning is the Robotic Rocksteady I have comes with neon purple-colored weapons instead of neon orange. Not sure if it means much, but I thought I’d mention the color variation.)

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Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady

As I mentioned before, I love these blocky robot designs. The metallic finish is an awesome way to reinforce the idea that these guys truly are robots. But the most surprising and effective robo-detail is the translucent colored plastic in their heads which catches light, giving them the glowing-eye evil robot look. Priceless. It’s a classic toy gimmick which makes these figures absolutely perfect.

So, we’ve established how great these figures are, but there’s yet another detail that makes them a bit more interesting for you Turtle cartoon fans. It turns out these aren’t just another wacky TMNT toy variation, these robo-mutants appeared in the original Ninja Turtles cartoon .

Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady

They appeared in an episode called Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady although in the episode, they are actually referred to as “Super Rocksteady” and “Mighty Bebop” (And to confuse things a bit more, there was actually a Turtles toy called “Mighty Bebop,” which depicts Bebop as a superhero. Sheesh).

Here’s a clip from that episode.

The toy designs are a fairly accurate depiction of their cartoon counterparts. The only real difference is their color scheme.

While researching these characters and the episode, I stumbled upon a pretty cool site called ZMFTS (Zobovor’s Multi-Faceted Talent Showcase). This guy, Zobovor, repainted the Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady to create these cartoon-accurate customs. Nice job!

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Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady

The site actually features a bunch more awesome TMNT customs. Here’s a breakdown of how he created the cartoon-accurate Super Rocksteady and Mighty Bebop.

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Robotic Bebop and Rocksteady

So what have we learned today kids? Reinterpret any character as a clunky, shiny robot, and I will fall in love with it.

Happy Smurfoween!

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Typically when I hear the word “Smurf” as it relates to the word “Halloween,” I imagine something disturbing like this:

Smurf Halloween Costumes
Smurf costume photo courtesy of Unreality Magazine.

But now, thanks to Schleich, I can now picture this:

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Halloween Smurfs

Ya know, I never thought I’d see the day when I’d put Smurf PVC figures on my site, but when I discovered these guys a few years ago, I knew their presence here was inevitable.

These aren’t just any smurfs, they’re the outcasts of Smurf Village. When you cross those cute, little, blue guys with classic horror icons, you get an awesome amalgamation of cute and creepy.

Here we have seven Halloween-inspired smurfs depicted as a vampire, mummy, werewolf, jack-o-lantern, grim reaper, Frankenstein’s monster and a ghost. (There’s actually a Smurfette Witch in the collection as well. I don’t like her, so I didn’t get her… so sue me.)

These figures are usually referred to by their serial numbers, so I’ve taken on the task of naming them.

Count Smurfula
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Count Smurfula

“Bleh! I vant to smurf your blood.”

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First up is Count Smurfula. He’s an awesome interpretation of the formal, vampire look. The cape, bow, belt and cuffs are all a great way to accessorize a topless smurf’s outfit… and those fangs look pretty fierce too.

Mummy Smurf
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Mummy Smurf

“Wrap it up. I’ll smurf it.”

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Mummy Smurf Mummy Smurf

Next is Mummy Smurf. He doesn’t look to old or dried out, but I love his creepy, blood-red eye. I also like how the bandages are unraveling to emulate to the topless smurf design. Looks like they’ve even wrapped his hat.

Weresmurf
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Weresmurf

“Holy smurf! It’s a full moon tonight.”

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Here we have Weresmurf. What’s cool about this guy is the fact that he’s a furry smurf. That’s pretty rare. He has claws. I didn’t even know smurfs had fingernails. Oh yeah, and he has a belt. That’s bizarre in Smurf world.

Smurf-O-Lantern
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Smurf-O-Lantern

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Next is Smurf-O-Lantern. This guy looks to be a regular ol’ smurf with a jack-o-lantern plopped on his head. His hat and body are generic. It’s his monstrous pumpkin head that makes him so great. Wonder if that’s Jokey Smurf under there.

Grim Smurfer
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Grim Smurfer

(Don’t Smurf) The Reaper

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This next guy is a bit weird. He’s the Grim Smurfer – complete with scythe. He actually looks like a smurf wearing a Halloween costume. It’s due to the fact that his body is simply a suit with bones painted on it. A skeleton body smurf would’ve be amazing though. He would’ve looked like an Underworld Warrior.

Frankensmurf
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Frankensmurf

He’s one scarred-up mother-smurfer.

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This guys’ great. It’s Frankensmurf. He’s really unique in that he’s got a big block head, bolts, colored pants and a vest (A VEST! his upper torso is actually covered. Wild!) Oh yeah, and check out those platform shoes.

Poltersmurf
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Ghostly Smurf

“I ain’t afraid of no smurf!” (poltersmurf that is)

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Ghostly Smurf Ghostly Smurf

This last guy is kind of scary. I’ll call him Poltersmurf. Sure, he’s a simple smurf with a sheet over him, but look how pissed he is. The rest of these guys look mischevious but fun. This guy looks like he really wants to hurt you. Luckily, he’s being held back by a ball and chain. (Strange. Seems like a ghost wouldn’t be held back by that kind of thing.)

What I love about these guys is how outwardly monstrous and unique their designs are while straying true to the Smurf design. They aren’t just mild variations of the generic smurf (Ya know… a smurf holding a jack-o-lantern or some crap like that). These are nice, uniquely sculpted monstrous incarnations of everyone’s favorite little blue guys. Now you have no reason to not have Smurf toys on your desk.

(Unfortunately, these Halloween Smurf designs were retired in December of 2008, but I think you can still find them fairly easily online if you want them.)

Happy Halloween folks, and happy haunting!


Disney’s Transformers 2: Revenge of the Bumbleduck

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Thoom. Thoom. THOOM… Quack!

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Bumbleduck

Oh crap! They’re back!

You guys remember that awesome Disney Transformer I featured last year? Well, check this out. They’re back…

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Bumbleduck

…and they’re accessorized.

It’s the next bot in the series – Bumbleduck (that’s Donald Duck and Bumblebee).

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Bumbleduck

So, I’m not sure what there is to say about these toys that wasn’t covered last time, but I’ll give you a brief recap. Takara Tomy has yet again combined the unexpected flavors of Disney and Transformers, and has created this truly unique and charming amalgamation. Now we’ve got Donald Duck in robot form, and it appears that he’s got a beach theme going. He comes equipped with goggles and snorkel along with a jet-powered surfboard (a skateboard if you wanna be literal with the wheels and all).

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Bumbleduck

I’m thinking this guy is cooler than the Mickey. His robot form is anyway. I know there was a bunch of whining and complaining by Transformers fans about Mickey’s being a “shellformer,” but it looks like Donald has moved away from that. (I’m not a die hard fan, so I don’t care one way or another. Just thought I’d point that out.)

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Bumbleduck

He has amazing details in the sculpt and paint apps. But I love the added bonuses…

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Bumbleduck

like the pilot/driver Donald…

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Bumbleduck

the robot’s adjustable goggles and snorkel…

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Bumbleduck

the button-activated, “talking action”…

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Bumbleduck

and of course, the surf/skateboard.

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Bumbleduck

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Bumbleduck

He looks pretty cute driving his Volkswagen Beetle too. I think they did a great job of incorporating the giant robot skateboard into the vehicle mode.

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Bumbleduck

These Transformers toys are fairly small, but what they lack in size, they make up for in quality. I’m no Transformers aficionado, so it doesn’t take much to impress me. A cool-looking Donald Duck that transforms into a cute, little car just interests me. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s the absurdity or the novelty or something.

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Bumbleduck

And as before, I opted to buy the grayscale color scheme. It just feels so much more minimal and classic than the vibrant and gaudy color scheme. Am I wrong?

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Bumbleduck

I also wanna humor myself in thinking the alternate grayscale color scheme is a tribute to the vintage, black and white Disney era.

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Bumbleduck

Oh yeah, here’s the packaging. It’s pretty much the same as the previous figure. New photos of course.

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Bumbleduck

And here’s a look at the new Duck-themed Autobot emblem.

I’m pretty sure he’s not meant to be a Decepticon. Who would be a Decepticon in this toyline anyway? Who are the Disney bad guys?

Optikk by Mattel

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Remember the New Adventures of He-Man? I discussed it briefly a couple years ago.

He-Man Title

You see, I never really knew about the New Adventures of He-Man cartoon as a kid. I never watched the show or knew the characters or anything like that. I was already out of my Masters of the Universe toy phase, but that didn’t mean I still didn’t like looking around the toy store. My first (and last) exposure to “New Adventures” was on the shelves in a toy store. I still have a vague memory of strolling through the toy aisles of said store and seeing, hanging from the pegs in bold, gold type,”He-Man.” But once I saw what the He-Man figures were, I was a bit surprised, confused and disappointed. The characters were all new, they were a smaller scale, and they were not as freakishly muscular as I’d come to expect. It made no sense. It was traumatic I tell you.

Seriously. This new bastardized He-Man sucked. It seems that there was so much of a distaste for scrawny He-Man, that Mattel eventually released a couple more versions of him which you may notice grew more and more muscular.

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Dorky He-Men
He-Man figure photos courtesy of He-Man.org.

Ha! He still looks pretty crappy but at least he’s transforming to the steroid-ridden He-Man. That’s the way we like him.

Well, I’m well beyond the whole purpose of this post. I’ll just say the new He-Man sucked. but it’s been a long time since those days, and looking at the line now with my weirdo-collector eyes, I can actually see the value in some of the “He-Man” toy designs – mainly the villains and especially this villain, Optikk (clever name huh?).

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Optikk

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Optikk

You are looking at one of the freakiest He-Man villains ever created. His head is a giant, pulsing eyeball for cryin’ out loud, and it’s staring through your soul!

Optikk’s been getting a lot of attention lately, because he’s being re-made and released by Mattel in the Masters of the Universe Classics (MOTUC) line.

Optikk
Optikk figure photo courtesy of YouBentMyWookie.com.

This is a testament to the fan-following this guy has garnered over the years. He looks pretty cool, but I figured I’d show you the original.

We’re going back to 1990.

Let’s start with the packaging.

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Optikk

Ah. Good, old fashioned paintings of characters. I’ll always, always enjoy that. Thanks Mattel, for supporting some illustrators. (but I have noticed you’re re-using the same vintage art for the MOTUC lines. Just hire a guy to do new stuff, so it can be consistent.)

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Optikk

Well, to start things off, I’ll just say, “Ugh.” Look at that freaky eyeball just staring at you. Creepy, huh?

According to his bio Optikk’s a “Bad-tempered goon squad cyborg from the foggy polar region of evil planet Denebria. Has a spyball eyeball that lets him see through almost anything.”

Ok. So he has the huge eyeball to see through the fog. I get it. His “people” have evolved to this point I guess. Giant eyeball heads.

Secondly, as you may have noticed on the package, Optikk has “Masters Action,” and his action happens to be a “quick-draw” move.

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Optikk

It’s cool and all that he draws a gun on you, but it’s really, really lame that his arm is in a permanent, “I’m gonna bust a cap in yo ass” position. To “activate” his quick-draw action, you simply hold his arm down and let go when it’s time for him to shoot. You’re screwed if you ever lose the gun. You’ll be stuck with a guy who just kind of holds his arm out there.

But he has another action that makes up for the lame, rigor mortis arm.

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Optikk

Just spin the dial on his back…

Optikk

and his eyeball moves!!

In case you can’t figure it out, Mattel has provided some step-by-step instructions.

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Optikk

Optikk’s fairly poseable too. He has various ball joints and hinges and such. Pretty fancy compared to the old MOTU figures.

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Optikk

When all is said and done though, the guy is pretty neat. He looks like a steam-punk astronaut or robot or something… with an eyeball for a head. It really seems like a poor armor design to keep your most vulnerable body part completely open to attacks. Maybe Mattel should’ve made a dorky helmet for his eye or a battle-armor contact lens.

Well, Optikk, thanks for justifying the existence of the He-Man toyline. Best of luck with your MOTUC release.