Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Rub-a-Dub-Dub 2 Clauses in a Tub

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

I recently realized I don’t have any weird Christmas-themed toys lying around, so yesterday, I decided to go on a search for something odd to feature on the blog. I really had no idea where to start. Luckily, a friend of mine recommended a place filled with all kinds of random crap – Wilsons 5¢ and $1.00 (typically known as Wilson’s 5¢ and 10¢). Once there, I dug around a bit, rummaging through some stuff you might expect – snowman rubber duckies, reindeer with light-up noses, santa bobble-heads, etc. I was a bit disappointed. There was some “cute” stuff but not a damned thing that I’d consider a “weirdo toy.”

On my way out, I walked by a stack of boxes that presented a disturbing sight. At a glance, I didn’t know what I’d seen. I just knew I’d seen Santa’s nipples, and it seemed very, very wrong (That’s a good first step to being a weirdo toy). On closer inspection, i saw Santa and Mrs. Claus bathing together. This may be the first time we’ve seen this couple so scantily clad. Not your typical holiday scenario. This seemed a bit wrong too (Hmm. A good second step to being a weirdo toy). I picked up the toy and found its power switch. Once activated I realized this wasn’t just a weird half-naked depiction of Mr. and Mrs. Claus bathing together, but it was a sound-activated, singing and dancing, half-naked Mr. and Mrs. Claus (Okay, that’s it! This is now a weirdo toy). Well, only Santa actually sings. And of course, he’s singing “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”

Santa Claus is Coming to Town
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Mr. & Mrs. Santa in the Bathtub - Animatronic Toy - Action Novelty Corp.

Here’s a look at Mr. and Mrs. Claus in action.

With every gyrating pulse, Santa leans back and forth toward the vibrating Mrs. Claus, accentuating the freaky, rubbery folds of skin that move and flex over the animatronics. It’s slightly disturbing and maybe even a bit perverse, but I think it’s hilarious.

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Mr. & Mrs. Santa in the Bathtub - Animatronic Toy - Action Novelty Corp.

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Mr. & Mrs. Santa in the Bathtub - Animatronic Toy - Action Novelty Corp. Mr. & Mrs. Santa in the Bathtub - Animatronic Toy - Action Novelty Corp.

I’m curious to know why Santa’s belly button is so red and inflamed. It really looks infected. Disgusting. And those bubbles look like weird growths.

The box reads: “Mr. & Mrs. Santa in the Bathtub: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Sing and Swing in the Bathtub.” It was produced by Action Novelty Corp. I couldn’t find any info about the company, but it looks like this isn’t the only Christmas toy they’ve produced.

“Mr. & Mrs. Santa Sing and Swing in the Bathtub”
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Mr. & Mrs. Santa in the Bathtub - Animatronic Toy - Action Novelty Corp.

Well, we now know that even Santa is naughty sometimes. I just hope this disturbing sight of St. Nick hasn’t ruined Christmas for you. Merry Christmas Everybody!

Weird Ball – “Runnin’ Ralph”

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Well, well, well. If it isn’t another Weird Ball figure by Mel Appel and Crayart. If you don’t remember Weird Ball cards or figures, don’t fret. I had no idea what they were either, until I managed to shed some light on the subject in my previous entry about “None Chuck.” And just like our little ninja friend, Runnin’ Ralph is a tad “politically incorrect” (exactly what he should be).

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Weird Ball - Runnin' Ralph by Mel Appel - fat, sweaty, jogger with a hoagie and cigarette Weird Ball - Runnin' Ralph by Mel Appel - fat, sweaty, jogger with a hoagie and cigarette

If this toy was to be produced today it would have… um… well… it just couldn’t exist. You know, with it’s being a depiction of a sweaty, gluttonous (I only call him that cuz he’s running with his hoagie), middle-aged, obese white jogger, puffing on a cigarette. If a jogger toy did exist today, it would be some lame toy line made up of a team of joggers with “running-legs” action activated by squeezing their arms like the old Super Powers toys. There’d be six of them probably – males and females depicting each racial skin tone, and they’d be called “The Cardio Crew” or worse yet, “The Six Pack,” and their trainer would most likely be in a wheelchair.

Hmmm. Sounds like the makings of a Mr. Slim Goodbody toyline.

Mr. Slim Goodbody

Anyway, I’d also like to mention that these Weird Ball toys are disturbingly flat.

He’s pretty slim for a fat man.

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Weird Ball - Runnin' Ralph by Mel Appel - fat, sweaty, jogger with a hoagie and cigarette

Here’s the Runnin’ Ralph trading card this toy is based on. The artwork’s not bad at all. Wonder what the heck happened to the figure.

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Weird Ball - Runnin' Ralph - Trading Card

Gross Out Gang – Skilcraft 1987

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Gross Out Gang
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Gross Out Gang - Gross-looking group of kids in red capes - Skilcraft 1987

Warning: This next little bit is just my jabbering on about the blog and my discovery of the Gross Out Gang.

This entry is particularly special to me, because a couple of months ago, when I started this site, I had a simple vision of sharing some weird toys with toy collectors around the world. I hoped to learn some things about the oddball toys I’ve featured, and if lucky, I’d have the opportunity to make contact with others like myself with information or better yet – toys they’d like to donate, sell or trade ;)

It all started with my first toy entry. This lip guy was one of my favorites. I found him years and years ago, and I had absolutely no idea what he was (I admit I hadn’t really done any “research” prior to creating this site, but I didn’t really feel the need to at the time). Just weeks after my first toy entry, I stumbled upon this pie guy, who I immediately recognized as a related character. It wasn’t until I found this Japanese toy website (the only other site I’ve found that presents any info about Skilcraft’s Gross Out Gang figures), that I had any clue what these things might be. I finally had an idea of what I was looking for. And, I don’t know if it was desperation or destiny, but i discovered this old Skilcraft toy ad on eBay and bought it solely for the image of the Gross Out Gang (It may sound dumb, but at least I was finally going to get a look at the entire gang).

Things have been going well enough for this site. Some people drop by and are genuinely interested. Some leave in the split second it took them to arrive. I’ve even had friends and family bring odd toys my way hoping they’re “weird enough” to be featured on the blog, but finally, just a couple of weeks ago, I actually struck a deal with a reader who discovered my blog and its articles regarding the Gross Out Gang. And now, with pleasure, I’d like to announce my first “toy blog vision” has come to fruition. The Gross Out Gang now have a home at weirdotoys.com (now I just need to make the visions for this site a bit more” grand”).

Now let’s meet the gang!

Nose Ark (he’s missing the crutch shown in the ad, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers)
He uses his super nose to sniff out oil in the ground of danger in the air. He can smell Airheads a mile away!
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Gross Out Gang - Gross Out Gang -

Egg Brain
Incredibly enlarged brain gives him super intelligence, light years ahead of ordinary geniuses
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Gross Out Gang - Egg Brain - Big-brained nerd with glasses, red cape and Top Secret briefcase - Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang - Egg Brain - Big-brained nerd with glasses, red cape and Top Secret briefcase - Skilcraft 1987

Wired Wilma
Braces like high tension wires conduct electricity like lightning rods. She can give Airheads the charge of a lifetime.
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Gross Out Gang - Redhead with huge teeth and big braces - Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang - Redhead with huge teeth and big braces - Skilcraft 1987

Seezall
With his four enormous eyes and special glasses, he can see far into the future and back into the distant past.
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Gross Out Gang - Seezall - Bulging-Eyed nerd with glasses, red cape and eyes on the top and back of his head - Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang - Seezall - Bulging-Eyed nerd with glasses, red cape and eyes on the top and back of his head - Skilcraft 1987

Blow Hard
His enormous lips could actually blow a semi off the road. When he whistles, it unleashes a devastating tornado!
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Gross Out Gang - Lips Kid - Goofy Guy with huge, drooling lips and puffy cheeks wearing a red cape - Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang - Lips Kid - Goofy Guy with huge, drooling lips and puffy cheeks wearing a red cape - Skilcraft 1987

Fat-so
He makes the earth quake with a mere footstep! Can eat over 100 times his weight in matter of any form.
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Gross Out Gang - Pie Kid - Fat kid in a red cape with a pie in hand, in mouth and all over his face - Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang - Pie Kid - Fat kid in a red cape with a pie in hand, in mouth and all over his face - Skilcraft 1987

If any of you happen to see a little nose-crutch lying around and want to give it a new home, just contact me. Please. Anybody?

Info Update

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Gross Out Gang - Package Gross Out Gang - Package

I found four of the Gross Out Gang figures still in their packages, so now I know all the characters names, their origins, etc. You can read all about it in detail here.

“What, Me Worry?”

Monday, November 19th, 2007

So, I’ve been milking the toys I found at the Allentown Antique Toy Show for all they’re worth, but worry no more. This is the last one.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

By now, you all can guess what drew me to this goofball. What’s not to love about a squatty, nappy-headed, balding Alfred E, Neuman lookalike dressed in a generic red and green Batman suit?

Precisely. Absolutely nothing.

As usual, I don’t know what this toy is. I asked the guy I bought it from for some info, but he didn’t really know anything either, but he’d been told it’s the Japanese equivalent to MAD Magazine’s Alfred E Neuman.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

I guess it could be Japanese. Unfortunately, there’re no production markings or legal info anywhere on this guy.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

Well, he does have freckles and a tooth gag (the reverse of the gap-toothed Alfred E. Neuman).

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman

I scoured the web for any info on this toy, and I found a couple of images, but no real vital info. The only thing that I found that resembled this toy was this caveman doll (it is basically the same toy, just re-decoed as a caveman) referred to as “Happy Chap” and this Effanbee doll, “Happy Boy.”

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Effanbee Alfred Doll

If anyone has any info about this weird Alfred E. Neuman inspired toy, please share. The handful of people that have even seen one of these really needs to know what it is ;)

“What, Me Worry?”

Monday, November 19th, 2007

So, I’ve been milking the toys I found at the Allentown Antique Toy Show for all they’re worth, but worry no more. This is the last one.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

By now, you all can guess what drew me to this goofball. What’s not to love about a squatty, nappy-headed, balding Alfred E, Neuman lookalike dressed in a generic red and green Batman suit?

Precisely. Absolutely nothing.

As usual, I don’t know what this toy is. I asked the guy I bought it from for some info, but he didn’t really know anything either, but he’d been told it’s the Japanese equivalent to MAD Magazine’s Alfred E Neuman.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

I guess it could be Japanese. Unfortunately, there’re no production markings or legal info anywhere on this guy.

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MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Happy Chap Batman doll

Well, he does have freckles and a tooth gag (the reverse of the gap-toothed Alfred E. Neuman).

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman

I scoured the web for any info on this toy, and I found a couple of images, but no real vital info. The only thing that I found that resembled this toy was this caveman doll (it is basically the same toy, just re-decoed as a caveman) referred to as “Happy Chap” and this Effanbee doll, “Happy Boy.”

MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike -
MAD Magazine - Alfred E. Neuman lookalike - Effanbee Alfred Doll

If anyone has any info about this weird Alfred E. Neuman inspired toy, please share. The handful of people that have even seen one of these really needs to know what it is ;)