Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Make-My-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Thanks to my buddy, Chris, I got word that FAO Schwarz wants you to make your own weirdo toys… straight from your children’s heads using the Make-My-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit.

They’ve partnered with the North American Bear Co. to bring you some of the most primitively cool custom dolls you’ve ever seen.

Here are a few brought to you by the children of the NAB staff:

Claws Monster
FAO Schwarz Make-Your-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit - Claws

Oliver Monster
FAO Schwarz Make-Your-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit - Oliver

Sharky Monster
FAO Schwarz Make-Your-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit - Sharky

Solarbeam Monster
FAO Schwarz Make-Your-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit - Solarbeam

Superhero Monster
FAO Schwarz Make-Your-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit - Supperhero

Yucky Monster
FAO Schwarz Make-Your-Own-Monster Custom Design Kit - Yucky

It’ll cost ya 250 smackaroos, but the good part is a portion of sales will be donated to Global Action for Children.

Gross Out Gang – Class of ‘87

Friday, October 19th, 2007

While searching for the newly discovered Gross Out Gang, I came across a seller on eBay offering up this 1987 Skilcraft toy ad.

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Skilcraft Toy Ad featuring the weird 80s toys, the Gross Out Gang

Needless to say, I bought it merely for the photo of the whole gang.

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A full color photo of the entire Gross Out Gang printed in a 1987 skilcraft toy ad

Now that we know what the whole gang looks like, help me keep an eye out for them ;)

Weird Ball – “None Chuck” by Mel Appel

Monday, October 1st, 2007

So, on Sunday’s trip to the flea market, I also found another quirky old 80’s toy. He wasn’t quite as gross as the Gross Out Gang Pie-Guy I found, but this incredibly stereotypical depiction of the classic ninja made me chuckle. It reminded me of an era of where toy companies obviously weren’t as afraid to offend as they are nowadays.

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Weird Ball's 'None Chuck' by Mel Appel - ninja toy

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Weird Ball's 'None Chuck' by Mel Appel - ninja toy

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Weird Ball's 'None Chuck' by Mel Appel - ninja toy

I had no idea what this guy was, but he was marked ©Crayart, so that gave me a clue in my search. After a bit of online research, I’ve pieced together that this character is None Chuck from a toy line called “Weird Ball” released by Mel Appel in 1986.

Weird Ball's 'None Chuck' by Mel Appel - Toy Packaging

It’s apparently a toyline based on trading cards of the same name. They’re an obvious ripoff of Garbage Pail Kids, Madballs and Wacky Packages.

Weird Ball Collector's Cards

Here’s the original None Chuck Weird Ball trading card.

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Weird Ball - None Chuck - Trading Card

They even had “Mini-Collectums”… a ripoff of M.U.S.C.L.E.

Weird Ball Mini Collectums

Now I’m on the lookout for some Weird Ball toys. If you have any you wanna get rid of, send ‘em my way.

(… and yes, I know I just recently posted about a ninja.)

Gross Out Gang

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Well, with the help of a friend (thanks Brian) and a dab of common sense, I now know that the “Pie-Eater” and “Big-Lips” Skilcraft figures are part of a series called the “Gross Out Gang.” That explains the “GOG” on Big-Lip’s pants pocket.

I don’t have any info other than these pics I found online. Anyone know more about them or wanna sell them to me?

Gross Out Gang by Skilcraft - packaging photo

Looks like Pie-Eater guy is missing a cape :(

Check out these related entries:
You got some big-ass lips!
Georgie Porgie
Gross Out Gang – Class of ‘87
Gross Out Gang – Skilcraft 1987

Georgie Porgie

Monday, October 1st, 2007

So, yesterday, I went to the White Horse Road Flea Market along with my friends Chris and Duane (some comic and toy buddies of mine). I’d been to this place a few times over the years and I never really found anything that moved me, but lo and behold, I found something (It wasn’t just another happy meal toy either. It was actually something I’ve been LOOKING for!).

I found the toy in one of the first rows of tables I walked by. I saw an older man sitting alone at a table (narrows it down doesn’t it?), He was just selling old tools or magazines or whatever-the-hell, but among the clutter I saw a little figure calling out to me. I approached the table for closer inspection and picked up the figure. The man insisted that i was holding a Fat Albert toy. “You remember the cartoon?” he asked. Yeah, I remember… and this was not Fat Albert.

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Fat Albert Cartoon

I knew better. Much to my surprise, I had miraculously found another one of those freaky 1987 Skilcraft figures (I found that big-lipped guy 6 or 7 years ago maybe, and I thought I’d never see anything like it again).

Again, I have no clue what these weird, gross characters are, but now that I’ve found two of them, maybe I can piece some things together. They seemed to be mouth or eating related. This guy obviously loves pie. it’s crammed into his face and he even has his hands full of it. I’m not really sure what the white fish emblem on his shirt is. A Whale? Moby Dick perhaps?

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Gross Out Gang - Fat Pie-Eater Kid toy - Skilcraft 1987

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Gross Out Gang - Fat Pie-Eater Kid toy - Skilcraft 1987

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Gross Out Gang - Fat Pie-Eater Kid toy - Skilcraft 1987

As always, I need some help finding out what this toy is. The only info I can find is the Skilcraft ©1987 mark on his back.

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Gross Out Gang - Fat Pie-Eater Kid toy - Skilcraft 1987

Stay tuned. I have a couple of other interesting flea-market finds to share with you.