Weirdo Toys

It’s that time of year again. What time is that you ask? Halloween of course. What better way to celebrate than with a thematic entry for such a spooky day.
You’ve seen one zombie, you’ve seen ‘em all, right? Wrong.
Look at this guy. He’s all f-ed up.
Naked,
Green,
Covered with juicy, candy-coated sores,
Oozing puss
… and he’s balding.
It’s tough […]

So, I found this nappy, scraggly, disgusting piece of plastic at a flea market years ago. Funny thing is, this little lady looks like she might actually have fleas.
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It seems like she’s a finger-puppet or something (the ugliest finger-puppet a mother can buy but a finger-puppet nonetheless).
She looks like she […]