Archive for the ‘Weird’ Category

Tagamet Tommy

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

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tagamet bendy toy

So what’re we looking at here?

A bootleg Gumby?

Hm. This guy’s flesh-toned (caucasian flesh), he has a much bigger schnoz than Gumby and he’s wearing those cartoony white gloves.

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tagamet bendy toy

Nah. Probably not a Gumby knockoff.

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tagamet bendy toy

Actually, here’s a better look. I’m thinking he looks more like a whoopee cushion.

In all seriousness, this little guy is a mascot bendy toy from 1988.

A mascot for what you ask?

This.

tagamet

Tagamet by Smith Kline Lab.

It’s a drug that’s supposed to help stop ulcers, heartburn and gastrointestinal bleeding.

Pretty gross.

When I picture an ulcer-ridden stomach, I imagine something more like this.

Stomach Ulcer Face
I found the gross ulcered stomach pic at OmniMedicalSearch.com.

Glad to see they could “cutesify” the acidic stomach concept a little bit.

Following in the proven-successful, marketing footsteps of Joe Camel, we now have the child-friendly Tagamet Tommy.

Tagamet Tommy
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tagamet bendy toy tagamet bendy toy

What better way to sell a genericly-named drug that helps you treat a symptom instead of a cause.

Let’s get kids hooked on antacids with the Tommy’s adorable smile.

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tagamet bendy toy

I forgot to mention, this bendy toy was originally firmly attached to a base which depicts a cartoon version of Tommy Tagamet (Notice that whoever designed this toy totally screwed up Tommy’s eyes and nose placement.). The figure was attached to the base only by an adhesive, so I was able to just pry him off. I think he’s a better toy because of it. Now he’s a free-standing stomach… helping the kids survive their oh-so-stressful lives. (I can picture it now – Tommy busting into the room like Kool-Aid Man. “Oh yeah!!”)

I’m don’t think Tagamet Tommy is hanging around much these days. He’s not on the Tagamet website or anything, but if you need more drug mascot love, there are actually some other characters with personality that might make for some decent weirdo toys.

Mucinex and Lamisil mascots

We have the loud-mouthed Mucinex Mucus guy or the Lamisil toe-fungus guy.

Nasonex and Zoloft mascots

What we definitely do not need is a pet-rock toy for Zoloft or anything related to the annoying-as-hell Nasonex bee.

I hate that bee. He’s a generic, poorly-animated stock art bee with a Spanish accent. I dunno. He just bugs me (no pun intended).

Buy Tagamet Tommy on eBay!

Weirdo Google Searches pt. 3 (and more)

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

You know what’s lame? You’ve only really had one good toy entry since the last “Weirdo Searches” entry. It’s pretty embarrassing actually. Sorry.

I’ll do my best to get a quality entry to you this week. I’m busy with some personal crap, but that’s no excuse.

To help alleviate the pain, here’s a quick glance at the stuff I bought last weekend at the Charlotte toy show.

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Random toys

Here’re some random Joes and Joe knock-offs.

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universal monsters

Some old Universal Monsters toys.

I know those may be semi-interesting, but check these guys out.They’re not from the Charlotte show, but they’re great nonetheless.

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he-man bootlegs

It’s an awesome bootleg He-Man and Skeletor set I got from Mexico.

Don’t worry. You can definitely expect to see a detailed entry about these guys.

And now, onto the goofy Weirdo Google Searches that lead to my blog.

Weirdo Searches

The Top 20 weird search terms from April 1-30, 2009: (I just couldn’t keep it at 10 this time ;) )

20. “what is the name of the elf who wanted to be a dentist on rudolf the red nosed reindeer”
19. “the batman shoes the ones that have robin”
18. “those who wait… leave your”
17. “sweet&lovey boobs”
16. “drool coming out ass videos”
15. “‘what do you get’ ‘you cross a dragon’”
14. “amtoy + i love you sooo much”
13. “animal with weird balls”
12. “got some big ass titties”
11. “banana up your snatch”
10. “boob enhancer machines”
9. “comic devil who likes apples”
8. “cool jesus toys”
7. “i think frankenstein”
6. “squeeze a dinosaur and it vomits on you-toy”
5. “how to be a weirdo”
4. “toy rub my way”
3. “funny thing about boobs that i saw recently”
2. “how much is archie bunker’s grandson doll worth”
1. “ass lisp”

“Ass Lisp?” Can that be heard during flatulence? If so, what does that sound like?

Multi-Colored Monster Head Skeletons (or Apple Devil and Friends)

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Rejoice!

Another strange collection of unidentifiable toys! I really, really need your help with this one.

It all started with this guy.

Apple Devil
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Pink Devil Skeleton

Isn’t he the best thing since weirdo sliced bread?

A fellow toy-collecting buddy of mine, Duane, found him at a flea market a few years back. He actually used to drag this toy around to various comic shows with the Wide Awake Press crew as our table mascot (I’m not sure if it helped sell more comics).

Pink Devil Skeleton

I’m telling you, for me, it was love (and envy) at first site. Duane nicknamed him Apple Devil. I now officially had a name for my new crush.

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Pink Devil Skeleton

The name is surprisingly appropriate. The guy’s got a plump, round, red head w/ green eyebrows and horns. He definitely shares some visual cues of an apple.

Just look at him. A screwed up pink skeleton body with a full-on, bright-red devil head with blatantly inaccurate, skeletal anatomy.

That’s what makes him so great!

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Pink Devil Skeleton

It’s been years and years, and Duane reminds me of Apple Devil every chance he gets (since I’m Mr. Toy Blog and everything). Do you know what it feels like to have one of your best friends and fellow toy collectors just dangle this unfathomably, rare jewel in front of you?

(It’s not that bad actually. I mean, c’mon. It’s just a toy for Christ’s sake. Waitaminit! Now that I think about it. I did the same thing when I found the Nightmare Warriors at a toy show we attended together. Ha! Serves me right I guess.)

Well, that all leads me to this little story. Just recently, I posted a link to my blog on LittleRubberGuys.com just to get some feedback from some other fellow toy fanatics. One friendly member, who goes by the name THEGODBEAST, contacted me and actually sent me some pics of weird toys in his collection.

He had some pretty cool stuff. I was just scrolling through the pics… analyzing every toy, making sure I wasn’t missing anything, but I couldn’t believe what I saw next.

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Devil Skeletons

I was sitting at my desk staring at a photo of not one but two – TWO more little skeleton guys with monster heads! And not only that, but they were totally unlike the Apple Devil (other than the fact that they had monster heads on skeleton bodies). So, I’m guessing there was a series of these toys? Various monster heads on skeleton bodies?

These two guys were blue and green, while the Apple Devil was red/pink. It kind of completes the RBG color profile (sorry… lame designer reference).

Surprisingly, THEGODBEAST was more than willing to sell these figures to me. Unfortunately, he had no more information about what these are or how they came to be.

So, here you are. Check out these beauties.

Blue Goat Devil
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Blue Devil Skeleton

Here we have the blue devil guy. He seems a little more goat-like. Check out his horns and ears. He’s cool and all, but he’s not as cartoony as the pink guy.

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Blue Devil Skeleton

And another detail worth noting is the non-matching blue plastic of his torso and appendages. Now that’s quality!

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Blue Devil Skeleton

Now this guy is just nasty. The realistic tongue hanging out of his mouth just creeps me out.

Snake Face
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Green Snake Skeleton

And lastly we have this guy, who breaks the pattern of the devil head on a skeleton body. This appears to be a snake-head man.

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Green Snake Skeleton

His head looks like a large snake head that’s swallowed the head of another scaly monster. It’s kind of weird.

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Green Snake Skeleton

The face on this guy is a lot more generic and nondescript. Not nearly as much character/personality in the face sculpt as the previous two figures.

What the hell are these things? I’m gonna see them in my comedic nightmares.

I recently contacted Duane about my miraculous find, and he surprised me with a very grand gesture. He actually decided to let me have Apple Devil. Duane decided Apple Devil’s better off in my home where he’ll have more of a purpose.

Of course I couldn’t just take Apple Devil without some sort of toy compensation…

Gross Out Gang

… so I decided to give Duane the three remaining Gross Out Gang figures he needed to complete the set (don’t worry. They were doubles). I’m now the proud owner of Apple Devil, and Duane gets to play with Nose Ark, Egg Brain and Wired Wilma.

A happy ending for all. Thanks Duane :D

…or is it? The toys have no markings whatsoever. Maybe they just miraculously came through some portal opened by members of the occult. Can these be some unsuspecting tools of the devil? Hope not. I’m going to try my best not to worship them. I guess I’ve accidentally created a shrine full of false idols for all you Weirdo Toys readers out there to worship. Sorry about that. If you feel a bit too unnerved by the presence of these plastic demons, you can always call on Lil’ Jesus to save the day.

Lil' Jesus

I’m not sure how many devil heads there are, how many colors there are or what. There are absolutely no markings to reveal the year they were made or company that produced them. You think they’re bootlegs or some forgotten 80s toyline? If anyone knows anything, please let me know.

• Buy devil toys on eBay!

INFO UPDATE
Success! I’ve discovered what these skeleton guys are.

With a bit of laborious web-detective work I was lead to an old topic on the Action Figure Archive forums.

Underworld Warriors

Underworld Warriors

Underworld Warriors

It appears that these figures are from an old 80s toyline called Underworld Warriors. As I anticipated, they are a series of generic multi-colored bodies with unique heads. I’m not sure how many are in the set or who made these toys. In my attempt to read these low-res pics, all I can make out is “Made in Hong Kong” along with some other truly inspiring bullet points:

• Moving Arms & Legs
• Twisting Head
• Complete with Shield & Weapon

Wow! Their arms, legs AND head move? It’s almost like they’re an action figures or something. It is cool to know they came with a shield and weapon though. That’s just more stuff to search for I guess.

Lastly, look at that horrendous packaging. A sloppy logo and a very, very crummy drawing of a skeleton guy climbing out of a coffin… and he’s wearing a cloak. Makes him look like Little Skeletal Riding Hood. I wonder if any of the characters in this line are actually depictions of that guy.

Oh, and thanks, Patrick, for the informative email. I wish I’d received your message before spending the research time myself… but at least I found these crummy eBay pics ;)

If anyone out there has these toys, please, please contact me. I’ll definitely take them off your hands.

INFO UPDATE AGAIN!

Yes! Thanks to Clambo at Clam’s Toy Box, I have a better quality image of the Underworld Warriors card. Apparently the back of the card is just blank cardboard. Classic.

I noticed I misquoted the bullet points on the package. Every “&” is actually just an “N.”

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Underworld Warriors

Take me to your Imperious Leader.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

So, here it is – Part 2 of my toy-finds at the Greater York Toy Extravaganza. Let’s keep it simple and just itemize what makes this toy so weird.

Ready?

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

1. Freaky alien fish face

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

2. Big, purple, 70s afro

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

3. Flippers for hands

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

4. Weird, split, flippery things for feet

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

5. Weird, cracking neck thing

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

6. And she’s completely nude (I’m calling her “she,” because she’s pink, dainty and just kind of girly looking.)

She actually looks like a crabby, old, alien grandma.

I saw this little gal at a guy’s booth. And I literally exclaimed to the guy, “What the hell is this thing, and how much is it?!” The guy kindly rejected my enthusiasm with a slight shrug of his shoulders, walked over to his buddy, mumbled with him a bit, came back over and simply told me, “It’s from Battlestar Galactica and it’s $5.”

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Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

So what do you think? Worth the five bucks? I dunno. It’s a bit run down and scraped-up. I’d usually pay one or two bucks for something like this, but I guess I was eager to buy since I’d never seen it before. I have since tried to convince myself that the wear-and-tear of the toy gives it more “character.” Who am I kidding? I could’ve gotten this toy MOC (that’s mint-on-card for all you non-dorky types) for $10 probably.

Well, it didn’t take long, but I did find more info about the toy. It’s Imperious Leader from the Battlestar Galactica toyline released by Mattel in 1978.

Imperial Leader of Battlestar Galactica

Looks like I’m missing the cape/shroud thingy.

Wow! With the blanket accessory, the alien grandma look is complete. You know how cold grandma is all the time. Maybe we need to get her a Snuggie, so she can drink tea and stay warm at the same time.

Ya know… now that I think about it, maybe the nude alien is best. That way we get to see all the hidden freakiness.

I never really watched Battlestar Galactica (classic or modern era) or cared about any of the toys, so I’m not really familiar with this character or what her role is in the show. I guess she’s a bad guy. Probably the leader of the Cylons. The description on the package actually reads: “Sinister mastermind from the TV Space Saga!” But how imperious of a leader or sinister of a mastermind could you possibly be if you have no opposable thumbs or even sleeves to let your flippers out?

Imperial Leader as Rick James

Oh, and one last thing.

Is it just me, or does that hairstyle look like it’s really inspired by Jheri Curl? Classic.

Buy Imperious Leader toys on eBay!

Power Rangers’ “Eyeguy”

Monday, August 25th, 2008

So, what I have for you all today is another Mighty Morphin Power Rangers toy. I know nearly nothing about the show itself, but from what I’ve seen, there are some quirky and bizarre Power Rangers villains out there (I hope they all have a toy likeness).

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Power Rangers Monster Toy - Eyeguy by Bandai

Lucky for us, this guy was produced. According to a few Power Rangers sites I read very, very, very briefly, this is Eyeguy. He was produced by Bandai in 1994. (Thanks, Chris, for the donation. Without you, I might’ve never known the joy of Eyeguy).

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Power Rangers Monster Toy - Eyeguy by Bandai

Here are 5 good reasons why this guy needs to be up here:

1. He’s a monster made of eyeballs.

2. His main eyeball-head has a hinged eyelid, so he can really blink (Or at a second glance, it’s a monster’s head with a large eyeball in its mouth. Cool huh?).

Power Rangers Monster Toy - Eyeguy by Bandai

3. He has eyeball breasts that pop off his chest.

4. For those desperate, slightly perverted or into any other weird Japanese stuff (namely hentai), maybe this is an “erotic” creature covered in nippless breasts. Does that make it any more appealing? If that’s the case, the eyeballs on the chest are just launching breast implants with odd, veiny areolae (that’s plural for areola).

5. He’s a monster made of eyeballs.

Well, that’s it. Hope you enjoyed.

Why are you still reading? You waiting for something? Ah. I know what you want. Some bad “eye” jokes or puns or something. Well, I’ll leave that to you. Share your best (worst).

I’ll start you off: “The Eyes Have it.” (Pretty bad eh? Let’s see you do better ;) )